The Twits

The Twits

By Roald Dahl

  • Release Date : 2007-09-06
  • Genre : Fiction
  • FIle Size : 10.17 MB
Score: 4.5
From 269 Ratings
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The Twits Phizzwhizzing new cover look and branding for the World's NUMBER ONE Storyteller!

Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard.
Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye.
Together they make the nastiest couple you could ever hope not to meet.
Down in their garden, the Twits keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family locked in a cage. But not for much longer, because the monkeys are planning to trick the terrible Twits, once and for all . . .

And now you can listen to THE TWITS and other Roald Dahl audiobooks read by some very famous voices, including Kate Winslet, David Walliams and Steven Fry - plus there are added squelchy soundeffects from Pinewood Studios!

Also look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! and HOUSE OF TWITS inspired by the revolting Twits.


  • I think it s the most funniest book I've read yet XD.

    By icymicy2008
    It was good and had lots of funny things . My fav person was Mrs Twit
  • So worth it

    By Cat&dogs and cookiesss
    The book is definitely worth the money 💶💶💶💶💶
  • helped at school

    By braid68
    hi i loved this book it helped me so much with my school work thanks Roald Dahl
  • Go Roald Dahl

    By Berribear2004
    That was a great book to read because it was funny and it is great for young kids it has funny bits like when Mrs.Twit puts her glass eye in mr. Twits beer and I like it how mr. Twit got mrs. Twit back. I also like it because they played tricks on each other. I think it's a great book for kids to read.
  • The Twits

    Great book I read it when I was younger and loved it, now my daughter has read it and enjoyed it just as much. This book really is a classic.
  • The twits

    By X9 DELTA
    It is really funny and silly
  • Aweshome but...

    By Andex_tuxedo
    totally awesome-but its $7.99 for about 100 pages of text and most of it very large letters and pictures... i would like more if it were like $2.99... but anyways, pretty good!...
  • Moshie

    By Saussie2108
    Awesome book love it
  • The Twits

    By Bubbles-Adam
    This book by Roald Dahl is one of the many books I really enjoy. It teaches us that animal are like humans too and we all should be respected and treated equally even though we are very different species. Animals should not be forced to do something that we humans would not dream of doing because we know that "Standing on your Head" as the book refers to is not good for us it will makes us feel very dizzy and have a headache I would imagine that this would be what the monkeys in the book will be feels. Therefore it teaches us that even though we are very different species we all still should be treated the same. Lastly we should know that monkeys are like humans in a way cause they pick up food using their hand and walk with their feet sometimes. To sum it all up I recommend this book to everybody of all ages they will thoroughly enjoy it. Sincerely, Clarissa T. Chia
  • Love it

    By Connorrat
    I love roald Dahl he's the best his books always has a mystery in his books my favourite book is George's marvellous medicine sooo good!!!!:)